Sunday, September 20, 2009

The Browns need LeBron


The Browns are 0-1. They have a 13-10 lead vs. the Vikings and then lose 34-20. (Typical Browns) Which got me thinking, as we head into week 2 of the NFL season.. The Cavs first game isn't until October 27th. Remember the state farm commercial where LeBron was dreaming about being in the NFL playing for the Browns? I'm pretty sure the Browns could actually use him at safety and possibly receiver too. Eric Mangini should offer LeBron a 4 week contract worth $100 million, and he should help the Browns get off to a better start of the season. LeBron was an outstanding football player at SVSM before he was basically told not to play anymore and focus on basketball. I mean, if anyone could do it, LeBron could. 6 feet 8 inches and over 260 lbs. Just for a few games LeBron, then you can go back to basketball and win us a championship with Shaq. LeBron + Shaq = Gold Trophy in June. (it's a proven mathematical formula) LeBron James is underrated

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Don't judge Delonte West


Delonte.... what's the deal? On Thursday, Delonte West was arrested in Maryland for gun charges. This story is priceless. So he's on a motorcycle, speeding down the highway when he cut off a police cruiser and got pulled over. Police found a handgun in his pocket, another in his pant leg, (brilliant) and a SHOTGUN that was in a GUITAR CASE strapped onto his back? I'm gonna stick up for him this one time, not really sure why though. Granted, Delonte is not the brightest individual.. but a shotgun in a guitar case? Really Delonte? If common sense wasn't part of his thought process, maybe the recent events with Plaxico Burress should have been. This is a great way to ruin a career, by getting pulled over with guns and/or shooting somebody or yourself. As if I needed to say it, Delonte clearly lacked good judgment and two things are very clear. First, he had three guns. (one in a guitar case) I might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure you don't need to be speeding on the freeway on your motorcycle three guns deep, one being a shotgun in a guitar case strapped to your back? Could just be me. What was Delonte West thinking? Maybe he just watched Once Upon A Time in Mexico and wanted to be Antonio Banderas, maybe he's just an idiot. Second, he was speeding on a crotch rocket. Ben Roethlisberger almost killed himself on one, and Kellen Winslow Jr. sat out an important season for the Browns after he crashed his, trying to do tricks in a parking lot. Cavs fans, welcome to the world of Delonte West. The man lives on another planet. All things considered, let's give Delonte another chance, and assume he was either on his way to the shooting range or a hunting expedition. Remember that Delonte has been dealing with depression and a mood disorder, which has haunted him for most of his life. Delonte we got your back, and so does LeBron. LeBron James is underrated

Friday, September 18, 2009

Another movie for LeBron?


Apparently word is out. LeBron will make his feature film debut in a new movie that stars him called Fantasy Basketball Camp. The movie is supposedly a comedy about 5 guys that come to Vegas to fulfill their fantasy by attending James' basketball camp. He won't begin shooting this until next summer (when James can become a free agent). The movie will be produced by Universal Studios. LeBron basically does it all, his first film drops Oct. 2 called More Than A Game chronicles his rise to stardom and high school at St. Vincent St. Mary. Apparently this movie is getting great reviews so you can't blame him for wanting to do a second, I mean LeBron basically does/gets what he wants right? Let's just hope his first focus is winning in Cleveland and getting us a championship.. LeBron James is underrated.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Steve Nash infomercial

This is Absolutely Ridiculous.. So Vitamin Water is doing this promotion which allows people to design their own flavor, and Steve Nash brings out his comedic side here to provide everyone with an over-the-top almost BillyMays-esque infomercial. Remember now that Shaq has made it clear that the idea for his reality show Shaq Vs. was actually Nash's idea, which makes you wonder what other avenues of celebrity and marketing Steve Nash might consider after his playing days are over. He still has a few solid years left in this league as an elite point guard though, and don't be surprised if Danny Ferry attempts to trade for him at some point and put him in a Cavs uniform for a one year deal, because he ongoingly needs to show LeBron that he's serious about title contention in the immediate future. LeBron James is underrated

Sasha Pavlovic to Timberwolves


Today, Sasha Pavlovic signed a deal with the Minnesota Timberwolves.. very interesting. Basically he bought out his contract with Phoenix and signed a one year deal with the Timberwolves. Here's a player who for one reason or another didn't get a chance to consistently play big minutes on the Cavs. I don't know why but I always liked Sasha Pavlovic, even though he has an awful accent (Serbian). I feel that Mike Brown was kind of a dick to Sasha, never really giving him an honest chance to play clutch minutes at the end of games. I think if Sasha figures out how to be consistent, he can be a solid scorer in this league. With Ricky Rubio deciding to stay in Spain, maybe Sasha can get some decent playing time and prove himself in this one-year deal, but I doubt it. Still can't believe the Cavs traded the ridiculously overrated Ben Wallace and this guy for one of the greatest centers of all-time (Shaq Deez). I know it was a matter of salary cap but I'm still proud of Danny Ferry for the move. CavaShaq, Shaqalier, whatever you want to call him.. he's a monster and still a legitimate force in this league. There's nothing more that would bring a smile to my face than Shaq dunking on Dwight Howard in the Eastern Finals as the Cavs cruise to a 4-0 sweep. Let's be real, Dwight Howard is sick.. but he stole Shaq's nickname and didn't even dunk the ball during his superman dunk in the dunk contest. Bron Bron has declared himself for next year's dunk contest, and believe me when I tell you that you won't be disppointed. LeBron James is underrated

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Wally Szczerbiak



So I have this friend name Ben. Every time wally sczerbiak scores, he yells "WALLLLYYYYYY!" Ben doesn't know that Wally Szczerbiak isn't relevant anymore. We haven't told him since Wally is his favorite player. What an idiot. LeBron James is underrated

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

LeBron and Shaq


For Cavalier fans everywhere, this is essentially a make-or-break year. With the addition of a legitimate low-post threat, there is a sense that the Cavaliers are making a desperate effort to contend for an NBA championship this year. The pressure is on, and the fact that LeBron is not signed past this next year continues to present a serious feeling of unnerve for the organization as well as the fanbase. No one knows what LeBron will do, and since he is a very business savvy superstar, Lebron will not tip his hand until after the season has ended and he becomes an unrestricted free agent.
Enter Shaquille O' Neal. Fresh off a productive but disappointing season in Phoenix, the Big Aristotle knows his career is coming to a close. He already has championship rings, and his mission here is simple: help LeBron get his. Some say that Shaq in a Cavs uniform means nothing, but those who truly know basketball know that this was a great move for Cleveland. Why NOT complement LeBron in adding an All-Time great Big Man for basically nothing. Danny Ferry made a swift move to pick up O'Neal from his expiring contract in Phoenix, and the stakes have been set. This upcoming season will shape the Cleveland Cavaliers organization for years to come. The clock is ticking for LeBron, and the future of the Cavs. LeBron James is Underrated